Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Breaking News: TastyGate!!!!


(Minneapolis, MN) An anonymous email recieved at The Frozen Shamrock newsroom is sending shockwaves through the Twin Cities.
In a covert operation at the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome a Philadelphia Eagles fanatic accessed the Minnesota Vikings locker room and placed the "Tastykake Curse" on the team just days before their NFC Wildcard game against the Eagles on Sunday afternoon.

The informant claims the curse was activated by secretly placing an opened box of "Taskycake Butterscotch Krimpets" somewhere inside the Viking's Metrodome locker room.
A photograph shows the box is a special edition package emblazoned with the Eagles logo.

Pictures that accompanied the email provided visual proof the curse that bears the name of the Philadelphia made snack cake is place. The "Tastycake Curse" dates back to the 1980 World Series when when a package of "Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes" was discovered by an equipment manager above the locker of Kansas City Royals Willie Wilson. Wilson ended up striking out to end the the World Series and hand the Phillies a championship.
NFL Security is currently searching for the hidden snack cakes and mastermind behind the latest curse.

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